Telegram by Björk

1996, Elektra, 11 Tracks at 51 min.

A remix usually constitutes just what it implies: vocals with some new instrumentals, and maybe a reverb, delay, and cutup, or two. But Björk being Björk, her less-than-monumental yet doubtlessly ambitious 1996 remix album Telegram is cut from a different cloth than most remixes. In fact, it’s another fabric entirely.

Before any commentary, it should be duly noted that, if you disliked Post, stay far away from Telegram. There is certainly difference between the two, but if you found yourself moaning at the LP version of “Headphones,” you’ll practically gag on the minimalist remix on this disc.

But “Headphones” is the only track that’s drastically minimized. The other songs feel busier, in fact. “Army of Me,” for example, goes from the lead character to the anthropomorphic tree in the background. “Army of Me” is not minimized in a traditional sense, though the harsh electronic beats applied to it on Telegram diminish its original declaratory beauty.

If you found “Hyper-ballad” lacking on Post, you’ll be happily surprised by the Brodsky Quartet version here. It sweeps into a Top Forty, Coldplay-esque crescendo that communicates such a rife, orchestral beauty——a beauty not found in the aforementioned forty. The hip-hop remix of “I Miss You” is a decent, slow-moving old-school mix that not everyone will find Björkish enough. Then again, the yuppie-lounge mix of “Isobel” may cause some listeners to instantly press “eject.” And as for “Enjoy”? I don’t what the hell is going on there. It’s grating and pretty damn annoying. Instantly forgettable.

“Cover Me” has a little drum n’ bass thing going on, and it works to an exciting degree. “Possibly Maybe” is possibly better than the original. A misty mysteriousness surrounds it, a blackened fog. Portishead vibes result, sans the emotional whining of Beth Gibbons. “You’ve Been Flirting Again” reminiscences a deathly little music box. It shimmers and then ogles at it own pity. An excellent track; perhaps another vastly preferable to the original.

The b-side “My Spine” is also included. It’s a tiny sensuality that’s breezy and a bit ominous at the same time, thanks to Evelyn Glennie’s percussion.

Is the luxurious electronic silk that Telegram is made of worth your time, or should you stay to the classics and stick with Post? For a Björk fan, it’s a worthy album and deserving of a spot on the CD rack. Otherwise, skip Telegram as a whole and buy its best tracks: “Hyper-ballad,” “Possibly Maybe,” “You’ve Been Flirting Again,” and “My Spine.”