There's an entirely new bio about little ole me up at the 'About the Author' page. You should check it out if you're super-kawaii. Whatever that means. If you're too lazy to click the link at the top of the page, here's another link.

Also, while a friend assures that Seattle-based post-hardcore outfit These Arms Are Snakes are merely ' stupid scene kids,' I think dey is alright. After listening to "Big News" (free on Last.fm), I said to myself, "Dese lads make good musik. I shud pick me up sum of dis, der music." So I ordered Oxeneers or the Lion Sleeps When Its Antelope Go Home on Amazon (used, of course, as I'm a bargain hunter; but you would've known that already if you had read the NEW BIO), and I eagerly await its arrival at my little doorstep. Well, mailbox. But it sure would be wonderful if it came on the doorstep.

Download "Big News" (via Last.fm)

P.S. Did you find the pun? Email me at aj[at]squidcan.com if you did and I'll send you a gift. Really.