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Instead of doing homework Monday night, I decided to look around for sites that could 'cartoonify' me. Swell idea. Eventually, I came upon a site that lets you make Miis and---DAMN, IT'S BJÖRK!

DAMN, IT'S ME!
I'm a cutie even in Mii form, huh?

Here's a deliciously dark remix for you:
Download< "Cover Me" (Plaid Mix) (Wikisend) (Link expired)
You can visit the Mii-site here.

Hey! It’s Halloween!
Well, it was Halloween. Daylight savings time, that’s my excuse.

Non-Stop Pagan Party Dance Music that I’ve been digging as of late:
The 5.6.7.8’s – Mr. Lee
Björk – Batabid
Wendy Carlos – Moonscapes: Io
Converge – Color Me Blood Red (Original master)
Islands – Vapours
Yoshimio – Chuwow
The Knife – Poetry by Night
Five Hot Bitches – Wet Mattress
The Gerogerigegege – Ensam I Natt

Download all of these treats

Also, wow, NEW BRIGHT EYES LEAK ZOMG DL DIS NOW!!!!!

Click on the photo to visit its page at Flickr.
July 10, 2009. Nikon D40. Taken in a small herb garden at my little cousin's school.

Click on the image for a super-sized version. Press 'Esc' to exit.

Over the past two weeks, you may have been asking yourselves, “Where is Squid? Did he die? Contract swinebird flu ? Or did he watch too much Degrassi, and he has now abandoned the Webs?”

Well, if you were asking yourselves these questions then you’re nosy, and you care too much about other people’s business. Go read a book. But if you were simply content to wait for updates from beneath the sea, then congratulations—you are an Admiral of Coolness.

But let’s see, where have I been? I tried to have a life these past few weeks, and it worked! I spent time with some friends, went on a Vacation to Vermont (photos soon), and took the bus to get groceries (highly exciting; no joke). As is usual during prolonged absences, I managed to get a ton of new music (bargain CDs in Burlington, VT, etc.), and I’ve also been fiddling around with Lala. I’ll put up a link to my profile there as soon as I can find a suitable icon. Aside from pretty cheap Mp3 albums (most top at $7.49), Lala allows you to import your existing Mp3 collection as long as the albums imported are available on Lala. If for some strange reason you want to look through my collection, you can do it here. But just know that it’s not really representative of my Mp3 collection—it doesn’t include the CDs I haven’t ripped, and I’m pretty sure that I don’t own Now 22.

Next on the agenda: vacation stories. (Hey, this is still a culture blog. Sort of.)

Story Un (The official Cabot cheese store)
Woman in early 30s: I like your shirt.
Me: Oh, thanks.
Woman: I saw them live.
Me: …
Woman: Grizzly Bear? The band, right?
Me: Oh, yeah.
Woman: Yeah, nice shirt.

Story Deux (CD rack at a department store)
Old woman: I’m looking for something, can you help me?
Me: Uh, sure.
Old woman: Something with nice melodies.
Me: Frank Sinatra, maybe?
Old woman: No, not that.
Me: Hmm, one min.
…
Me: How about Barry Manilow?
Old woman: (scans the back cover) Ooh, I’ve heard that song. Hmm, this sounds good. I’ll try it. Thank you.
Me: Oh you’re welcome.
Old woman: (Proceeds to tell story about a Floridian tape deck that I don’t get)

Story Tres (Burlington Borders)
Mom: Let’s see George McGovern come up the stairs.
Me: Okay.
(We wait; McGovern enters for a book signing immediately after his posse)
Me: Wow, he’s ancient.
Mom: Yeah, he’s so old.
(People begin to clap)
Me: Do we…do we have to clap?
Mom: Nah. Let’s go.

Anything else about me for this post? Let’s see. I’ve been drinking tea heavily lately. And I’m reading My Ántonia. I’m also listening to about 100 songs a day now. Wow, this blog is boring as shit.

So what’s coming to Squid Can? Well, I had some time-sensitive (read: MJ-related) material I wanted to post, but I didn’t really write it, so it’s pretty much a moot point now. I do still have another feature in the works that I want to post as soon as I finish it. I have some reviews backed up—among them Amiina, Chris Clark, and Lesley Gore—as well a few book review things I need to get working on. And there’s also a decent amount of photos coming up. So, in short: more stuff, soon. I hope to start posting on a daily basis and really start canvassing this blog around the web; hopefully by September I should be on some sort of posting schedule. I also have some more creative projects that I’m planning; I hope to have some doodles/ideas up by August. Speaking of which, note the Mira Calix-Doris Day combo sketch at right. Pretty postmodern, huh?

Did you read this entire post? This whole, sprawling post of ridiculousness? You deserve a treat. Here are some songs I’ve been digging. This isn’t really a mixtape, but don’t worry; I have one of those on the way. Enjoy, and remember—me love you long time.

Downloads
Doris Day— It Could Happen to You
Death By Chocolate— Zap the World Chorus
Nat King Cole— On the Sunny Side of the Street
Mira Calix— Daydreaming at Night

Oh, and OH MY GOD THERE’S A NEW AUTHOR PHOTO.

And the site may be slow. I'm workin' on it.

P.S. If you notice some slightly differences in the site design (such as the download formatting above), I'm trying to get things set so Squid Can be beautiful. Like City Beautiful, except more obscure and without the anti-immigrant angle.

Fourth of July is always a great opportunity for photographers. Last year, I took well over 600 shots on the Fourth. This year, the results weren't as hefty, but I still managed to take a few decent shots (images 8, 11, 12, 15, 16, 18, 20, 23, 25, 42, and 46 are my favorites). These are shots from parties, the parade, the carnival, on the street; some with people I know, some with people I, well, don't know. Well, enjoy the photos. Just click on the first thumbnail to get started, and then use the arrow keys to move around (or rollover the image for clickable arrows). Also, pressing 'Esc' will close the slideshow. But I'm sure you knew that already.

P.S. I'm switching all my photos over to Flickr. I know it won't get me as many views as Zooomr, but 1) I can make snazzy galleries like this easier with Flickr, 2) I just bought a Pro account, and 3) Zooomr is balls.

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